[Friends S1E2]

Would you guys don't understand this, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it

Oh yeah, everything you need to know is in that first kiss

Absolutely

 

Yeah, I think for us kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes in

sit through: stay until the end of a tedious or lengthy meeting or performance

tedious: 지루한, 장황한

Pink Floyd: an English rock band formed in London in 1965

 

Yeah, well, word of advice, bring back the comedian. Otherwise, next time, you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to the album alone

 

Doesn't she seem a little angry?

Well, she has issues

Does she?

He's out banging other women over the head with a club while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet

You see these are cave ppl, okay? They have issues like, "gee, that glacier's getting kind of close", see?

Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

Yes, it is. How about I'll catch up with you in the ice age?

mastodon: a large extinct elephant-like mammal

extinct: 멸종한

 

You look good too

Ah, well, you know, in here anyone who stands erect... 

여기서는 뭐 직립 보행하는 이들이면 누구나... (qualifying anyone)

 

So, what's new?

Well, you never know

모르는 일이니까

 

How's the family?

Marty's still totally paranoid

 

Ha! it looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry, after all

Oh, I think this is the episode of Three Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding

Then I've already seen this one

 

Are you through with that? (Are you done?)

--> if the person has finished the task that is being done at the time of or just before (not a long ago) asking

Did you finish it?

--> the task could have taken place long ago; when I know the person is no longer working on it

 

Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down

--> the person could not talk quick enough because he was swallowing something

 

Whose little ball of paper is this?

Oh, that would be mine, see, I wrote a note to myself and then I realized I didn't need the note so I balled it up... and now I wish I was dead

ball up: to roll or form into a ball

 

She already fluffed that pillow

fluff: 부풀리다  

Look, I'm sorry guys. I just don't want to give them any more ammunition than they already have

ammunition: 탄약, 무기, 자기 주장에 유리한 정보, 공격 수단 

 

Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow

 

You're scaring me

I mean, you're like all chaotic and twirly, you know? and not in a good way

twirly: 빙글빙글 도는, 소용돌이의

 

Yeah, calm down, you don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come

That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong

 

Ew, ugly naked guy got a thigh master

thigh: 대퇴부 (knee와 hip 사이) 

thigh master: exercise equipment

 

Has anybody seen my engagement ring?

Oh god, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him, "Hi Barry, remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family", now I'm going to have to return the ring without the ring, which makes it so much harder

dread: ~을 매우 무서워하다, 싫어하다, 크게 염려하다

stomp on: tread heavily or stamp on

tread/stamp: 짓밟다, 밟다

 

Easy, Rach, we'll find it, won't we?

 

All right, when'd you have it on last?

Doy. Probably right before she lost it

doy: an interjection here meaning that the answer was obvious, not a very commonly used expression

 

You don't get a lot of "doy" these days

 

Oh, but look how straight those noodles are

You know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagna

 

Oh, that is not a happy "hi"

Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now

Kind of puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?

put something in perspective: to compare with something similar to give a clearer, more accurate idea

 

How do you fit into this whole thing?

Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved, basically, it's totally up to me

Well, what does she mean by "involved"?

Anyway, they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow

sonogram: 소노그램 (초음파를 이용한 인체의 장기 등의 기록도)

So, what are you gonna do?

 

I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?

 

Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?

I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part but were you planning on bringing up the whole baby-lesbian thing? cause I think it might take some of the heat off me

take the heat off me: if someone or something takes the heat off you, he, she, or it reduces the amount of criticism you have to deal with

 

What that Rachel did to her life, we ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing well

play with others: to be amiable and cooperative when interacting with others

amiable: 상냥한, 친절한, 사교적인

 

I'm not going to tell you what they spent on that wedding but $40,000 is a lot of money

Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar

leave someone at the altar: to not get married because the person one was going to marry has decided against it at the last moment

What's that supposed to mean?

Don't listen to your mother, you are independent and you always have been, even when you were a kid and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine, and you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...

Look, there are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum and his papers getting published, other people are satisfied with staying where they are, I'm telling you, these are the people who never get cancer

shoot for the stars: to aim high; to set high goals

 

I read about these women trying to have it all and I thank god, our little Harmonica doesn't seem to have that problem

So, what's going on with you? any stories? no news? no little anecdotes to share with the folks?

 

You know, these people are pros, they know what they are doing, they take their time, they get the job done

I know they say that you can't change your parents, boy, if you could, I'd want yours

 

It's even worse when you are twins

You're a twin?

Yeah, we don't speak, she's like this, high-powered, driven, career type

What does she do?

She's a waitress 

 

I've kind of gotta clean up now

You're an only child, right? you don't have any of this

Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend who my parents actually preferred

Hit the lights, please 불 좀 꺼줘

 

How long was I in there?

You nervous about barry tomorrow?

A little, a lot

So, got any advice as someone who's recently been dumped?

Well, you may want to steer clear of the word "dumped"

steer clear: 피하다

 

Chances are, he's going to be this broken shell of a man, you know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard

a broken shell of a man: physically a man, but without his manliness, only a "shell", like a skeleton without the flesh

manliness: the traditional male quality of being brave and strong

flesh: 살, 고기

Or, you know, I'll go down there and give Barry back his ring and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB-GYN. 

OB-GYN: obstetrics and gynecology; a branch of medicine that specializes in the care of women during pregnancy and childbirth and in the diagnosis and treatment of diseases of the female reproductive organs (산부인과)

 

Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow

Ugh, when did it get so complicated?

Got me 내말이

 

Remember when we were in high school together? I mean, didn't you think you are just gonna meet someone, fall in love, and that would be it?

Ugh, man, I never thought I'd be here.

Me neither

 

Sorry, I'm late, I got stuck at work

Ross, you remember Susan

How could I forget?

 

Is she familiar with our special situation?

Yes, and she's very supportive

 

Ross, that opens my cervix

cervix: 목, 경부, 자궁 경관

 

Orthodontist: 치열 교정 의사

 

Dr. Farber, Jason Greenspan is gagging

gag: to struggle for breath; choke

Be right there

Be back in a second

I dumped him

 

How's this gonna work? you know, with us, you know, when important decisions have to be made?

Give me a "for instance"

How about with the baby's name?

Marlon if it's a boy or Minnie if it's a girl

As in "mouse"?

As in my grandmother

Still, you say "Minnie" you hear "mouse"

How about "Julia"?

We agreed on "Minnie"

We agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches, I believe "Julia" is on the table.

roll with the punches: cope with and withstand adversity, especially by being flexible

cope with: deal effectively with something difficult (잘 대처하다)

withstand: 잘 견디다, 저항하다

 

Sorry about that. So, what have you been up to?

Oh, not much. I got a job.

Why are you so tan?

You went on our honeymoon alone?

Now this may hurt, I went with Mindy

My maid of honor, Mindy?

Yeah, we're kind of a thing now

 

You got plugs (hair transplant)

Careful, they haven't quite taken yet (they haven't yet properly rooted/fixed to the scalp.)

And you got lenses. But you hate sticking your finger in your eye.

Listen, I really wanted to thank you

I guess this belongs to you, and thank you for giving it to me

Well, thank you for giving it back

 

Why is she in the title?

I don't remember you making any sperm

Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is

No, she gets credit, I'm in there, too

 

I think that borders on child abuse (it's considered child abuse)

the border of something: the edge (the end or beginning) of something

 

He knows they'll wind up calling her "Geller" then he gets his way

wind up: arrive or end up in a specified state, situation, or place

 

You think this is my way? Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined, this moment in my life being - this is not my way.

You know what? This is too hard

 

Any nausea?

Nausea: a feeling of sickness with an inclination to vomit

A little

I was just wondering about the mother-to-be but thanks for sharing

Lie back

 

What are we supposed to be seeing here?

If you tilt your head to the left and relax your eyes, it kind of looks like an old potato

tilt: 기울이다 

 

Are you welling up?

well up: emotionally moved by something that your eyes begin to start filling (welling) up with tears

 

If everything works out and you guys end up getting married and having kids and everything... I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose

Okay, I know it was a cheap shot but I feel so much better now

cheap shot: an unfair, negative remark made by someone to achieve an advantage over someone else; a sudden, violent, physical move against a player who was not prepared for it

remark: 비평, 언급